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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
874 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 338 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 33 | 10% |
| Smokes | 42 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 161 | 48% |
| Molotovs | 102 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $230,766 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uɐuqǝɹq | 60% | 30 |
| #2 | deejay | 52% | 31 |
| #3 | david | 51% | 57 |
| #4 | QuBit | 47% | 188 |
| #5 | dave | 47% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deejay | 4 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | QuBit | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | dave | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Massive Pear | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Dax | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | QuBit | 337 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #2 | dave | 109 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | deejay | 84 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | david | 68 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Massive Pear | 64 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uɐuqǝɹq | +8.14 | 93 | 70 |
| #2 | deejay | +4.99 | 94 | 59 |
| #3 | QuBit | +4.27 | 87 | 64 |
| #4 | Massive Pear | +4.06 | 88 | 61 |
| #5 | david | +3.83 | 95 | 51 |





