








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 244 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2049 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,258 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 813 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1638 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 991 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1816 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,352,111 of utility $241 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 206 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uɐuqǝɹq | 60% | 15 |
| #2 | david | 54% | 50 |
| #3 | deejay | 52% | 108 |
| #4 | dry | 50% | 46 |
| #5 | FaoTheChee | 44% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deejay | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | dave | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | TDawginz | 3 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | Dax | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | dry | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uɐuqǝɹq | +6.84 | 91 | 65 |
| #2 | deejay | +5.07 | 91 | 64 |
| #3 | dry | +3.85 | 82 | 61 |
| #4 | QuBit | +2.60 | 88 | 63 |
| #5 | dave | +2.42 | 89 | 50 |





