








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 628 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1673 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,172 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1078 | 34% |
| Smokes | 816 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 942 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 336 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,045,002 of utility $241 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1319 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dracula | 80% | 25 |
| #2 | OBlock DEMON | 50% | 20 |
| #3 | HuddyNoSkill | 46% | 72 |
| #4 | Jams | 46% | 72 |
| #5 | Taqaeda | 42% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | OBlock DEMON | 50% | 20 |
| #3 | HuddyNoSkill | 46% | 72 |
| #4 | Jams | 46% | 72 |
| #5 | Taqaeda | 42% | 36 |
| #6 | staunchparty663 | 41% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HuddyNoSkill | 30 | 0.0211 |
| #2 | Jams | 26 | 0.0179 |
| #3 | staunchparty663 | 14 | 0.0141 |
| #4 | Taqaeda | 9 | 0.0124 |
| #5 | Dracula | 2 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jams | 213 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | staunchparty663 | 94 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Taqaeda | 89 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | HuddyNoSkill | 75 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | OBlock DEMON | 42 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taqaeda | +1.14 | 58 | 54 |
| #2 | HuddyNoSkill | +0.49 | 56 | 38 |
| #3 | staunchparty663 | +0.20 | 75 | 45 |
| #4 | Dracula | +0.09 | 17 | 37 |
| #5 | OBlock DEMON | -0.20 | 38 | 58 |





