








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 495 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 302 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




149 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4235 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,234 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2781 | 20% |
| Smokes | 5449 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 3961 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2043 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,357,874 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 260 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XANTARES | 59% | 39 |
| #2 | Taqaeda | 49% | 292 |
| #3 | staunchparty663 | 46% | 235 |
| #4 | g0rdy | 46% | 72 |
| #5 | triikz | 44% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Taqaeda | 49% | 292 |
| #3 | staunchparty663 | 46% | 235 |
| #4 | g0rdy | 46% | 72 |
| #5 | triikz | 44% | 61 |
| #6 | Jams | 43% | 197 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taqaeda | 49 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | staunchparty663 | 43 | 0.0089 |
| #3 | Jams | 35 | 0.0087 |
| #4 | g0rdy | 25 | 0.0175 |
| #5 | triikz | 7 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taqaeda | 642 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #2 | Jams | 506 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | staunchparty663 | 395 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #4 | triikz | 183 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | g0rdy | 131 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XANTARES | +3.76 | 61 | 42 |
| #2 | triikz | +2.49 | 73 | 52 |
| #3 | Taqaeda | +1.77 | 67 | 57 |
| #4 | staunchparty663 | +0.94 | 75 | 56 |
| #5 | HuddyNoSkill | -0.50 | 57 | 40 |





