








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 464 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 157 matches | ||
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 59 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2551 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,261 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2897 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1694 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 4441 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 2229 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $707,508 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 423 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | g0rdy | 46% | 72 |
| #2 | Taqaeda | 44% | 104 |
| #3 | HuddyNoSkill | 43% | 197 |
| #4 | staunchparty663 | 39% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | g0rdy | 46% | 72 |
| #2 | Taqaeda | 44% | 104 |
| #3 | HuddyNoSkill | 43% | 197 |
| #4 | staunchparty663 | 39% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HuddyNoSkill | 75 | 0.0187 |
| #2 | g0rdy | 33 | 0.0227 |
| #3 | staunchparty663 | 28 | 0.0124 |
| #4 | Taqaeda | 26 | 0.0123 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HuddyNoSkill | 225 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #2 | Taqaeda | 198 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | staunchparty663 | 188 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | g0rdy | 104 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taqaeda | +2.77 | 68 | 53 |
| #2 | staunchparty663 | +1.54 | 75 | 49 |
| #3 | HuddyNoSkill | +0.43 | 63 | 38 |
| #4 | g0rdy | -1.49 | 66 | 29 |
| #5 | Jams | -1.63 | 29 | 47 |





