








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 337 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Faceit | 68 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3612 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,466 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2683 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3780 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3798 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2205 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $750,848 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1174 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XANTARES | 61% | 33 |
| #2 | HuddyNoSkill | 49% | 292 |
| #3 | triikz | 48% | 46 |
| #4 | Jams | 44% | 104 |
| #5 | g0rdy | 42% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | HuddyNoSkill | 49% | 292 |
| #3 | triikz | 48% | 46 |
| #4 | Jams | 44% | 104 |
| #5 | g0rdy | 42% | 36 |
| #6 | staunchparty663 | 36% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HuddyNoSkill | 71 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | staunchparty663 | 28 | 0.0107 |
| #3 | Jams | 21 | 0.0100 |
| #4 | g0rdy | 16 | 0.0221 |
| #5 | triikz | 4 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HuddyNoSkill | 353 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #2 | Jams | 287 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | staunchparty663 | 212 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | triikz | 149 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | g0rdy | 74 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XANTARES | +3.87 | 64 | 39 |
| #2 | triikz | +2.32 | 70 | 55 |
| #3 | Taqaeda | +1.48 | 67 | 56 |
| #4 | staunchparty663 | +0.22 | 78 | 53 |
| #5 | HuddyNoSkill | -1.04 | 56 | 40 |





