








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 311 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




100 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2457 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,026 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1218 | 60% |
| Smokes | 190 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 221 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 397 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $101,205 of utility $16 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 683 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xandrei | 37 | 0.0161 |
| #2 | AirDog46 | 30 | 0.0147 |
| #3 | Puneet Ballabh | 24 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | Hammer World Editor | 20 | 0.0128 |
| #5 | Bettonn | 19 | 0.0158 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Puneet Ballabh | 215 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | LekëTheHumble | 104 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | xandrei | 97 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Bettonn | 73 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | AirDog46 | 38 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hammer World Editor | +4.42 | 47 | 10 |
| #2 | BZIXWenchu | +2.35 | 73 | 42 |
| #3 | LekëTheHumble | +1.68 | 51 | 59 |
| #4 | DOMBABWE WARRIOR | +1.63 | 52 | 45 |
| #5 | xandrei | +1.59 | 44 | 32 |





