








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 477 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 81 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,041 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3055 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2788 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1051 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 2147 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $407,608 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 351 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .Alex | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Hardy | 63% | 27 |
| #3 | TheRav3n | 61% | 18 |
| #4 | Oliz1270 | 58% | 31 |
| #5 | Kawppa | 58% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | m1nusf TRADING SKINS | 54% | 39 |
| #8 | pasty | 50% | 10 |
| #9 | Mlanky | 50% | 12 |
| #10 | ✪ Garry♡ | 50% | 16 |
| #11 | gl4ci3r | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oliz1270 | 9 | 0.0137 |
| #2 | Kawppa | 5 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | m1nusf TRADING SKINS | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Hardy | 3 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | TheRav3n | 3 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kawppa | 226 | 0.28 | 4 min |
| #2 | m1nusf TRADING SKINS | 128 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | Oliz1270 | 84 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | ✪ Garry♡ | 74 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | 7IMO | 68 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pasty | +2.63 | 93 | 66 |
| #2 | 7IMO | +2.59 | 85 | 72 |
| #3 | .Alex | +2.05 | 65 | 61 |
| #4 | Kawppa | +1.74 | 65 | 57 |
| #5 | ✪ Garry♡ | +1.73 | 88 | 72 |





