








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 343 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 440 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




82 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6857 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,002 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8778 | 26% |
| Smokes | 10145 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 7852 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 7227 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,238,608 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 623 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | why you touch my tralalaaa | 57% | 104 |
| #4 | ✪za1nx | 55% | 85 |
| #5 | -Markins- | 54% | 54 |
| #6 | ⚡dzZy | 46% | 337 |
| #7 | S1CK | 38% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚡dzZy | 31 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | why you touch my tralalaaa | 14 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | ✪za1nx | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | KUSHn1rgusta | 5 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | -Markins- | 4 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KUSHn1rgusta | +5.25 | 76 | 62 |
| #2 | -Markins- | +1.30 | 52 | 61 |
| #3 | why you touch my tralalaaa | +1.22 | 71 | 61 |
| #4 | ⚡dzZy | +0.62 | 74 | 63 |
| #5 | ✪za1nx | +0.55 | 39 | 58 |





