








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 246 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 118 matches | ||
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2644 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,838 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3138 | 46% |
| Smokes | 1710 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 482 | 7% |
| Molotovs | 1508 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $641,001 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 191 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FL1NT | 60% | 119 |
| #2 | ✪ ruminate 金木 研 | 54% | 54 |
| #3 | ⚡dzZy | 45% | 51 |
| #4 | shade477 | 41% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FL1NT | 60% | 119 |
| #2 | ✪ ruminate 金木 研 | 54% | 54 |
| #3 | ⚡dzZy | 45% | 51 |
| #4 | shade477 | 41% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ ruminate 金木 研 | 8 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | FL1NT | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | shade477 | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | ⚡dzZy | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FL1NT | 370 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #2 | ⚡dzZy | 283 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #3 | ✪ ruminate 金木 研 | 201 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | shade477 | 126 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Markins- | +2.98 | 62 | 57 |
| #2 | ⚡dzZy | +0.84 | 75 | 65 |
| #3 | FL1NT | +0.38 | 33 | 64 |
| #4 | ✪ ruminate 金木 研 | +0.23 | 49 | 69 |
| #5 | shade477 | -3.67 | 21 | 42 |





