








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 286 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 120 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1471 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,460 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1544 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1140 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1648 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1128 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $374,900 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 205 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nastii | 50% | 28 |
| #2 | yasmine | 47% | 15 |
| #3 | RiotStarter94 | 45% | 64 |
| #4 | Dream Goth | 40% | 10 |
| #5 | Carlito2602 | 39% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Tryxtis | 33% | 9 |
| #8 | Daddy Dunc Spunks In Your Trunk | 23% | 30 |
| #9 | xSeeLen | 22% | 18 |
| #10 | daddy | 14% | 14 |
| #11 | ✪ ︻デ 一 Fixen | 13% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xSeeLen | 7 | 0.0196 |
| #2 | RiotStarter94 | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | twitch.tv/naassttii | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Nastii | 4 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | Carlito2602 | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carlito2602 | 138 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | twitch.tv/naassttii | 110 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | RiotStarter94 | 81 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | xSeeLen | 56 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | Dream Goth | 34 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nastii | +2.37 | 48 | 51 |
| #2 | Ginger in denial | +1.85 | 39 | 54 |
| #3 | twitch.tv/naassttii | +1.64 | 50 | 53 |
| #4 | xSeeLen | +0.48 | 30 | 58 |
| #5 | Dream Goth | +0.41 | 32 | 70 |





