








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 650 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 692 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7392 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,487 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5113 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5097 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5449 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3828 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,032,274 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 300 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ✪ ︻デ 一 Fixen | 43% | 54 |
| #6 | Carlito2602 | 39% | 145 |
| #7 | Daddy Dunc Spunks In Your Trunk | 38% | 52 |
| #8 | yasmine | 38% | 45 |
| #9 | Ginger in denial | 38% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xSeeLen | 26 | 0.0149 |
| #2 | Carlito2602 | 15 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Ginger in denial | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | ✪ ︻デ 一 Fixen | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | TeddayyLmao | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xSeeLen | 262 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | Carlito2602 | 255 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | Ginger in denial | 219 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | TeddayyLmao | 169 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | RiotStarter94 | 115 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ginger in denial | +1.60 | 39 | 52 |
| #2 | twitch.tv/naassttii | +1.57 | 53 | 52 |
| #3 | xSeeLen | +1.11 | 33 | 57 |
| #4 | TeddayyLmao | +0.62 | 36 | 53 |
| #5 | ✪ ︻デ 一 Fixen | -0.96 | 58 | 36 |





