








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 612 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3126 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,590 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3385 | 45% |
| Smokes | 1860 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1338 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1007 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,372,894 of utility $241 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 786 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | tastefulracist_01 | 48% | 42 |
| #7 | chunter | 46% | 28 |
| #8 | bober | 45% | 22 |
| #9 | BigSchlipp | 43% | 14 |
| #10 | burger | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bober | 5 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | Larry Boy | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Z2 | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | tastefulracist_01 | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | burger | 2 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z2 | +2.51 | 80 | 63 |
| #2 | Larry Boy | +1.88 | 79 | 37 |
| #3 | e1ch | +0.86 | 68 | 61 |
| #4 | tastefulracist_01 | +0.86 | 53 | 41 |
| #5 | chunter | +0.37 | 82 | 50 |





