








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 710 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 235 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5596 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,020 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1988 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2573 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2292 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2167 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,560,119 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 552 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z2 | 61% | 61 |
| #2 | wegbert76 | 50% | 26 |
| #3 | e1ch | 46% | 28 |
| #4 | tastefulracist_01 | 46% | 52 |
| #5 | toshiroKing | 45% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | toshiroKing | 45% | 53 |
| #6 | airi ^v | 43% | 92 |
| #7 | bober | 42% | 26 |
| #8 | {𝓝𝓦𝓖𝓒} The Lion | 42% | 26 |
| #9 | burger | 41% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toshiroKing | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | airi ^v | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | tastefulracist_01 | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | wegbert76 | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | Z2 | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | burger | 233 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | airi ^v | 176 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Z2 | 126 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | e1ch | 119 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #5 | wegbert76 | 113 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z2 | +3.48 | 77 | 62 |
| #2 | chunter | +1.57 | 85 | 54 |
| #3 | tastefulracist_01 | +1.56 | 52 | 53 |
| #4 | e1ch | +0.18 | 66 | 58 |
| #5 | wegbert76 | +0.04 | 64 | 62 |





