








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 583 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2974 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,975 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5567 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4198 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3372 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2838 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $415,082 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1803 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paxi D. Fixi. | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | ✪ 𝚂 𝙿 △ 𝚁 𝙺 ™ | 63% | 16 |
| #3 | polygonshifter | 62% | 26 |
| #4 | Sinn3r | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | Brm | 54% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | polygonshifter | +8.46 | 78 | 70 |
| #2 | ✪ 𝚂 𝙿 △ 𝚁 𝙺 ™ | +7.78 | 94 | 58 |
| #3 | Sinn3r | +1.77 | 85 | 17 |
| #4 | Paxi D. Fixi. | +1.75 | 78 | 71 |
| #5 | Frost | +1.29 | 44 | 57 |





