








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1523 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 223 matches | ||
| Faceit | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 246 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11775 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,844 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8400 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6786 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 8955 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 7703 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,791,368 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1296 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | hyd | 57% | 80 |
| #11 | Brm | 55% | 488 |
| #12 | ☫ Đ⋀︎И乙 | 54% | 360 |
| #13 | Xazark | 50% | 209 |
| #14 | xsv- | 48% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koshka | 32 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Xazark | 21 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | ☫ Đ⋀︎И乙 | 16 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Paxi D. Fixi. | 13 | 0.0127 |
| #5 | ✪ 𝚂 𝙿 △ 𝚁 𝙺 ™ | 9 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brm | 919 | 0.09 | 24 min |
| #2 | ☫ Đ⋀︎И乙 | 736 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #3 | tabseN | 510 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #4 | Koshka | 331 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #5 | ✪ 𝚂 𝙿 △ 𝚁 𝙺 ™ | 281 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | polygonshifter | +4.28 | 76 | 65 |
| #2 | ✪ 𝚂 𝙿 △ 𝚁 𝙺 ™ | +3.35 | 88 | 45 |
| #3 | Koshka | +2.88 | 93 | 62 |
| #4 | xsv- | +1.81 | 78 | 56 |
| #5 | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | +1.69 | 91 | 66 |





