








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 809 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 871 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




109 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8675 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,178 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5202 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4311 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 9492 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 5173 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,350,280 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2256 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vegeta | 50% | 100 |
| #2 | ShayShay | 47% | 72 |
| #3 | Sριԃҽɾ | 45% | 117 |
| #4 | Ash | 42% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vegeta | 50% | 100 |
| #2 | ShayShay | 47% | 72 |
| #3 | Sριԃҽɾ | 45% | 117 |
| #4 | Ash | 42% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sριԃҽɾ | 20 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | Vegeta | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | ShayShay | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Ash | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sριԃҽɾ | 210 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | ShayShay | 209 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | Vegeta | 151 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Ash | 102 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vegeta | +2.20 | 52 | 29 |
| #2 | ShayShay | +1.97 | 41 | 74 |
| #3 | Butter | +1.51 | 49 | 42 |
| #4 | Ash | +0.74 | 63 | 39 |
| #5 | Sριԃҽɾ | -2.03 | 37 | 34 |





