








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 27 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 798 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 114 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6708 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,270 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11293 | 27% |
| Smokes | 9775 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 11097 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 9105 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $714,809 of utility $39 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 917 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Renco201 | 53% | 155 |
| #2 | Vegeta | 50% | 111 |
| #3 | ItsBrittneyBitch | 50% | 154 |
| #4 | Butter | 47% | 72 |
| #5 | Sριԃҽɾ | 47% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ItsBrittneyBitch | 50% | 154 |
| #4 | Butter | 47% | 72 |
| #5 | Sριԃҽɾ | 47% | 68 |
| #6 | Sense☁ | 46% | 120 |
| #7 | Ash | 44% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Renco201 | 13 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Sense☁ | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Vegeta | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Sριԃҽɾ | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | ItsBrittneyBitch | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Renco201 | 759 | 0.23 | 18 min |
| #2 | Sense☁ | 212 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | Vegeta | 189 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Butter | 174 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Sριԃҽɾ | 109 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Renco201 | +3.84 | 85 | 64 |
| #2 | Sense☁ | +1.58 | 50 | 60 |
| #3 | Ash | +1.20 | 66 | 42 |
| #4 | Vegeta | +1.16 | 51 | 31 |
| #5 | ShayShay | +0.70 | 41 | 72 |





