








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 149 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1789 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,955 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3390 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3582 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3037 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2946 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $377,482 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [HGC]h.h | 61% | 70 |
| #2 | [HGC] retro | 60% | 58 |
| #3 | [HGC] Νιζψs | 53% | 32 |
| #4 | [HGC] IdegBajos :D | 53% | 17 |
| #5 | Scrat | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [HGC]SEAGALZOL1-TTVツ | 159 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #2 | [HGC] Νιζψs | 112 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | [HGC] Áky™ | 60 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | [HGC]h.h | 57 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | N0rb1 ツ Dr.SkyFan | 43 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N0rb1 ツ Dr.SkyFan | +3.45 | 88 | 47 |
| #2 | [HGC] IdegBajos :D | +2.95 | 52 | 50 |
| #3 | [HGC] retro | +2.23 | 63 | 43 |
| #4 | [HGC]jni | +2.15 | 86 | 56 |
| #5 | [HGC] Doni | +2.13 | 63 | 40 |





