








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 408 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2233 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,292 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1565 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2702 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 1474 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1551 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,268,320 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 580 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BootyClappin99 | 46% | 35 |
| #2 | Depooty | 43% | 251 |
| #3 | Chan | 33% | 55 |
| #4 | Abaddonbbx | 30% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BootyClappin99 | 46% | 35 |
| #2 | Depooty | 43% | 251 |
| #3 | Chan | 33% | 55 |
| #4 | Abaddonbbx | 30% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Depooty | 25 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Abaddonbbx | 6 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | BootyClappin99 | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Chan | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Depooty | 814 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #2 | Chan | 148 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | BootyClappin99 | 32 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Abaddonbbx | 3 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BootyClappin99 | +1.28 | 46 | 44 |
| #2 | Abaddonbbx | -0.02 | 51 | 26 |
| #3 | tru | -0.35 | 46 | 40 |
| #4 | Depooty | -0.85 | 47 | 58 |
| #5 | Chan | -5.57 | 4 | 34 |





