








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 400 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 89 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3528 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,501 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 395 | 7% |
| Smokes | 2059 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 1646 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1401 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,115,206 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 677 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Gamer Guy | 50% | 143 |
| #2 | tru | 30% | 37 |
| #3 | Depooty | 23% | 39 |
| #4 | ★ Dark Heart ★ | 16% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Gamer Guy | 50% | 143 |
| #2 | tru | 30% | 37 |
| #3 | Depooty | 23% | 39 |
| #4 | ★ Dark Heart ★ | 16% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Gamer Guy | 18 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | Depooty | 4 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | tru | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | ★ Dark Heart ★ | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Depooty | 121 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #2 | The Gamer Guy | 117 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | tru | 46 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | ★ Dark Heart ★ | 8 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Abaddonbbx | +1.41 | 56 | 20 |
| #2 | tru | -0.27 | 36 | 40 |
| #3 | The Gamer Guy | -1.26 | 25 | 32 |
| #4 | Depooty | -1.70 | 44 | 61 |
| #5 | ★ Dark Heart ★ | -7.53 | 6 | 6 |





