








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 313 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 84 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2989 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,033 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4232 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1731 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 5154 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 1916 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $774,943 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1310 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tru | 43% | 251 |
| #2 | BootyClappin99 | 43% | 40 |
| #3 | Chan | 40% | 25 |
| #4 | Abaddonbbx | 23% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tru | 43% | 251 |
| #2 | BootyClappin99 | 43% | 40 |
| #3 | Chan | 40% | 25 |
| #4 | Abaddonbbx | 23% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tru | 11 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Abaddonbbx | 8 | 0.0107 |
| #3 | BootyClappin99 | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Chan | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tru | 392 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #2 | Chan | 63 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | BootyClappin99 | 32 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Abaddonbbx | 4 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Abaddonbbx | +0.68 | 54 | 27 |
| #2 | BootyClappin99 | +0.55 | 44 | 38 |
| #3 | tru | -0.34 | 44 | 38 |
| #4 | Depooty | -0.53 | 48 | 58 |
| #5 | Chan | -5.01 | 4 | 35 |





