








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 359 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 358 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1714 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,275 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1531 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2525 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1325 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1894 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,416,004 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 581 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lord Vader | 25 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | UNCLE NOOOO | 19 | 0.0189 |
| #3 | XrobocurlZx | 18 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Weezy | 12 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | CEOofCocaine | 9 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Weezy | 1152 | 0.19 | 34 min |
| #2 | Lord Vader | 802 | 0.16 | 22 min |
| #3 | XrobocurlZx | 420 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #4 | UNCLE NOOOO | 175 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | CEOofCocaine | 117 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UNCLE NOOOO | +5.05 | 87 | 52 |
| #2 | Lord Vader | +4.17 | 71 | 59 |
| #3 | phoun | +3.58 | 76 | 44 |
| #4 | mattywatty | +1.70 | 58 | 61 |
| #5 | Wustin | +1.35 | 61 | 38 |





