








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 350 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 279 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2579 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,251 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2619 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2450 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2873 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2309 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $918,486 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 468 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | killsoft | 76% | 17 |
| #2 | Lord Vader | 57% | 44 |
| #3 | JAKKESTARRR | 53% | 131 |
| #4 | stahrski | 50% | 24 |
| #5 | JY | 48% | 221 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JAKKESTARRR | 16 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Lord Vader | 11 | 0.0121 |
| #3 | JY | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | phasedd | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | mattywatty | 6 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | killsoft | +3.81 | 84 | 69 |
| #2 | JAKKESTARRR | +2.81 | 87 | 55 |
| #3 | Lord Vader | +2.18 | 70 | 55 |
| #4 | JY | +1.90 | 69 | 60 |
| #5 | mattywatty | +0.40 | 64 | 63 |





