








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 446 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2839 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,150 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2355 | 13% |
| Smokes | 6707 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 5386 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3702 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,829,016 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 493 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | denn1s | 13 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Floksy | 8 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | [GER] Popertze | 7 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | PlayOnAWoodPc | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | bulgarian homeschooling | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | denn1s | 540 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #2 | PlayOnAWoodPc | 358 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | [GER] Popertze | 173 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | *+#BENEDICTION | 131 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Floksy | 112 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [GER] Popertze | +3.53 | 56 | 53 |
| #2 | Enjoyer Jägermeister | +2.23 | 74 | 57 |
| #3 | Floksy | +1.81 | 52 | 49 |
| #4 | denn1s | +0.76 | 46 | 67 |
| #5 | Hope | +0.61 | 67 | 53 |





