








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 222 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 430 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5744 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,669 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3273 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3677 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3466 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3253 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,699,442 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 508 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NULLptr | 52% | 48 |
| #2 | Monkey D. Luffy | 52% | 110 |
| #3 | PlayOnAWoodPc | 52% | 222 |
| #4 | [GER]Kenny_S | 52% | 33 |
| #5 | Frosty | 48% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Andykoeln | 47% | 64 |
| #7 | R97 | 46% | 70 |
| #8 | The Sentinal | 39% | 33 |
| #9 | [GER] 𝓼𝓠𝓮𝓮𝔃𝔂 | 38% | 63 |
| #10 | M4rz0n | 37% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PlayOnAWoodPc | 10 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Monkey D. Luffy | 8 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Andykoeln | 6 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | M4rz0n | 6 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | [GER]Kenny_S | 6 | 0.0095 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PlayOnAWoodPc | 629 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #2 | Monkey D. Luffy | 117 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #3 | [GER]Kenny_S | 90 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | M4rz0n | 72 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Frosty | 59 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [GER] Popertze | +3.25 | 54 | 55 |
| #2 | Frosty | -0.22 | 64 | 50 |
| #3 | PlayOnAWoodPc | -0.50 | 57 | 60 |
| #4 | [GER] 𝓼𝓠𝓮𝓮𝔃𝔂 | -0.88 | 42 | 55 |
| #5 | Monkey D. Luffy | -1.49 | 41 | 42 |





