








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 701 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 191 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3185 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,630 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2115 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3091 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1678 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1746 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,122,794 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 511 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | will | 61% | 51 |
| #2 | Rei | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | Saito | 52% | 21 |
| #4 | 她说免费都轮不到我 | 43% | 47 |
| #5 | Nurolinker | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Nurolinker | 41% | 29 |
| #6 | hibish | 41% | 29 |
| #7 | Leg_end404 | 34% | 44 |
| #8 | Shr1mple(sombody si ma) | 30% | 37 |
| #9 | Little_Wanng | 26% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Little_Wanng | 7 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | Shr1mple(sombody si ma) | 5 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | will | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | 她说免费都轮不到我 | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Nurolinker | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Little_Wanng | 218 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | Nurolinker | 141 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #3 | 她说免费都轮不到我 | 135 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | will | 70 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Leg_end404 | 66 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yulin | +2.74 | 73 | 54 |
| #2 | will | +2.34 | 69 | 67 |
| #3 | hibish | -0.11 | 64 | 22 |
| #4 | Saito | -0.62 | 72 | 42 |
| #5 | Rei | -1.02 | 55 | 48 |





