








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 605 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 299 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2824 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,082 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2181 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3167 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 1011 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1723 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,087,219 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 288 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | 她说免费都轮不到我 | 49% | 81 |
| #9 | 2Z | 45% | 42 |
| #10 | Shr1mple(sombody si ma) | 43% | 40 |
| #11 | Little_Wanng | 35% | 80 |
| #12 | Yulin | 34% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yulin | 8 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | Little_Wanng | 7 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Shr1mple(sombody si ma) | 6 | 0.0078 |
| #4 | 她说免费都轮不到我 | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Bot-乐乐🐖 | 4 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Little_Wanng | 305 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | 她说免费都轮不到我 | 232 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | Bot-乐乐🐖 | 100 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Yulin | 76 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | 2Z | 67 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2Z | +5.30 | 80 | 54 |
| #2 | Yulin | +3.34 | 74 | 51 |
| #3 | CLOTHO | +2.89 | 72 | 61 |
| #4 | will | +2.24 | 61 | 67 |
| #5 | 她说免费都轮不到我 | +1.59 | 76 | 58 |





