








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 373 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 408 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5598 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,037 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4321 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6524 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 655 | 4% |
| Molotovs | 3537 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $949,415 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2Z | 65% | 34 |
| #2 | hibish | 54% | 63 |
| #3 | Saito | 53% | 118 |
| #4 | Shr1mple(sombody si ma) | 52% | 33 |
| #5 | Leg_end404 | 49% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | jason9eu | 46% | 37 |
| #12 | Little_Wanng | 44% | 180 |
| #13 | Yulin | 43% | 47 |
| #14 | Nurolinker | 41% | 85 |
| #15 | Synthwavf | 31% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Little_Wanng | 20 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Bot-乐乐🐖 | 13 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Saito | 10 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Leg_end404 | 9 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | Yulin | 8 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Little_Wanng | 619 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #2 | Bot-乐乐🐖 | 299 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | Nurolinker | 267 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | will | 226 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #5 | Leg_end404 | 185 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2Z | +5.36 | 80 | 54 |
| #2 | Yulin | +3.18 | 69 | 56 |
| #3 | will | +2.99 | 69 | 63 |
| #4 | Bot-乐乐🐖 | +0.97 | 68 | 50 |
| #5 | Saito | +0.92 | 75 | 51 |





