








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 234 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2514 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,545 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2979 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3446 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3243 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3877 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,141,771 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hibish | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | 2Z | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | HATSUNE | 59% | 155 |
| #4 | Saito | 53% | 30 |
| #5 | Leg_end404 | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | jason9eu | 47% | 17 |
| #8 | Yulin | 41% | 29 |
| #9 | 她说免费都轮不到我 | 41% | 85 |
| #10 | Little_Wanng | 39% | 64 |
| #11 | Bot-乐乐🐖 | 35% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Little_Wanng | 8 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | Leg_end404 | 5 | 0.0118 |
| #3 | HATSUNE | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Yulin | 4 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | Saito | 4 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HATSUNE | 576 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #2 | Little_Wanng | 254 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #3 | 她说免费都轮不到我 | 251 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | Yulin | 68 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Bot-乐乐🐖 | 62 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yulin | +3.86 | 69 | 54 |
| #2 | will | +3.42 | 77 | 57 |
| #3 | 2Z | +3.33 | 72 | 62 |
| #4 | HATSUNE | +1.78 | 49 | 63 |
| #5 | Saito | +0.86 | 74 | 49 |





