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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
661 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 426 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 61 | 14% |
| Smokes | 106 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 166 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 93 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $47,323 of utility $26 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...



| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ![]() ๖ۣۜJJ | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | ![]() quans | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | kovaak's can't compensate | 59% | 54 |
| #4 | ![]() XanderBar | 59% | 22 |
| #5 | me when i neverlose | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kovaak's can't compensate | +6.03 | 89 | 43 |
| #2 | ![]() ๖ۣۜJJ | +4.27 | 77 | 43 |
| #3 | ![]() XanderBar | +3.27 | 84 | 45 |
| #4 | me when i neverlose | +2.04 | 98 | 2 |
| #5 | ![]() quans | +0.70 | 95 | 28 |








