








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 40 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




121 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8243 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,855 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1894 | 24% |
| Smokes | 877 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 2908 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 2176 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,695,537 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1961 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | quans | +4.61 | 97 | 39 |
| #2 | kovaak's can't compensate | +3.99 | 91 | 40 |
| #3 | XanderBar | +3.09 | 81 | 45 |
| #4 | ๖ۣۜJJ | +2.91 | 81 | 51 |
| #5 | manplays | -1.70 | 60 | 21 |





