








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1132 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8239 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,793 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3938 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1963 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 6106 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 4786 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,505,229 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 579 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | !Maple67 | 81% | 43 |
| #2 | Kharma | 74% | 42 |
| #3 | arch | 67% | 36 |
| #4 | Anny | 64% | 172 |
| #5 | quans | 63% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arch | +5.31 | 85 | 48 |
| #2 | kovaak's can't compensate | +4.58 | 93 | 43 |
| #3 | quans | +3.39 | 93 | 43 |
| #4 | ๖ۣۜJJ | +3.36 | 81 | 56 |
| #5 | !Maple67 | +2.99 | 85 | 37 |





