








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 310 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Wingman | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
735 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,193 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2246 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1412 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1210 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1325 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $403,892 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 209 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚡ Sᴇɴsᴇɪ ツ | 18 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | Tjalfii CZ "Slava Ukraini" | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | CM-R8kt_1shot | 4 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | ⚡Pablo'Escobar | 3 | 0.0091 |
| #5 | paceman | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CM-R8kt_1shot | 65 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #2 | paceman | 61 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | ⚡ Sᴇɴsᴇɪ ツ | 50 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | KBhavner | 50 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | ⚡Pablo'Escobar | 39 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KBhavner | +6.87 | 60 | 67 |
| #2 | 𝒮𝓃☃𝓌𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓃 | +3.78 | 48 | 65 |
| #3 | CM-R8kt_1shot | +3.17 | 17 | 41 |
| #4 | ⒼⓊⓂⒷⒶⓈ | +1.54 | 54 | 36 |
| #5 | ⚡Pablo'Escobar | +1.44 | 26 | 60 |





