








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 359 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 105 matches | ||
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1500 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,942 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1040 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1700 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1815 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2387 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,278,002 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 161 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dragen Hugo | 111 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | CM-R8kt_1shot | 86 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | 𝒮𝓃☃𝓌𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓃 | 73 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | KBhavner | 62 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | paceman | 57 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KBhavner | +5.35 | 58 | 68 |
| #2 | 𝒮𝓃☃𝓌𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓃 | +2.51 | 34 | 63 |
| #3 | CM-R8kt_1shot | +1.53 | 16 | 41 |
| #4 | ⚡ Sᴇɴsᴇɪ ツ | +1.19 | 14 | 27 |
| #5 | ⒼⓊⓂⒷⒶⓈ | +0.79 | 46 | 29 |





