








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1071 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 260 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 216 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 144 matches | ||
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7267 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,043 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7089 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6185 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6106 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 7663 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,354,835 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 258 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fear | 77% | 392 |
| #2 | hiccup | 74% | 657 |
| #3 | ar1se | 74% | 484 |
| #4 | glaccup | 72% | 776 |
| #5 | αя1ѕє | 71% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hiccup | 42 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | fear | 28 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | glaccup | 26 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | ar1se | 22 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | αя1ѕє | 11 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bAdbuoy | +2.06 | 68 | 55 |
| #2 | fear | +2.00 | 72 | 34 |
| #3 | h2o | +1.97 | 77 | 52 |
| #4 | αя1ѕє | +1.77 | 69 | 40 |
| #5 | hiccup | +1.54 | 63 | 72 |





