








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1804 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 123 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4757 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,833 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3687 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2895 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2306 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1945 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,730,552 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1693 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h2o | 69% | 208 |
| #2 | αя1ѕє | 68% | 38 |
| #3 | hiccup | 67% | 340 |
| #4 | ar1se | 65% | 285 |
| #5 | glaccup | 60% | 308 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hiccup | 53 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | ar1se | 28 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | glaccup | 22 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | h2o | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | αя1ѕє | 5 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h2o | +2.09 | 77 | 50 |
| #2 | bAdbuoy | +2.07 | 70 | 53 |
| #3 | hiccup | +2.00 | 66 | 75 |
| #4 | okarun | +1.90 | 76 | 52 |
| #5 | αя1ѕє | +0.76 | 65 | 40 |





