








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1141 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 234 matches | ||
| Premier | 229 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 187 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 102 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9275 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,987 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6860 | 23% |
| Smokes | 7622 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7796 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 7709 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,224,313 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1027 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fear | 77% | 256 |
| #2 | αя1ѕє | 74% | 132 |
| #3 | h2o | 74% | 484 |
| #4 | hiccup | 71% | 699 |
| #5 | glaccup | 65% | 749 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hiccup | 106 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | glaccup | 53 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | fear | 29 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | αя1ѕє | 28 | 0.0114 |
| #5 | h2o | 16 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fear | +3.11 | 69 | 35 |
| #2 | h2o | +2.74 | 77 | 52 |
| #3 | hiccup | +2.42 | 63 | 73 |
| #4 | bAdbuoy | +2.03 | 71 | 54 |
| #5 | αя1ѕє | +1.80 | 63 | 49 |





