








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 546 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 303 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3335 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,843 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4026 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2824 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3097 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2896 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $598,019 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 768 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Imants Ziedonis | 58% | 19 |
| #2 | NANOTRAHS | 56% | 61 |
| #3 | RavioliMMVI | 51% | 67 |
| #4 | MEGATRAHS | 51% | 93 |
| #5 | JustDoNothing15 | 48% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SIZOTRAHS | 17 | 0.0132 |
| #2 | MEGATRAHS | 12 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | JustDoNothing15 | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | LatvianJet | 6 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | NIGATRAHS | 5 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MEGATRAHS | 329 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | SIZOTRAHS | 157 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | NIGATRAHS | 120 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | NANOTRAHS | 98 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | RavioliMMVI | 86 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RavioliMMVI | +3.00 | 50 | 45 |
| #2 | NIGATRAHS | +1.64 | 72 | 56 |
| #3 | NANOTRAHS | +0.79 | 25 | 52 |
| #4 | Moon_Mate | +0.71 | 62 | 63 |
| #5 | JustDoNothing15 | +0.25 | 52 | 26 |





