








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 606 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 180 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1535 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,831 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 100 | 5% |
| Smokes | 236 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 437 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1058 | 58% |
Our logs show you have wasted $389,835 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ImagineViktor | 39% | 121 |
| #7 | MEGATRAHS | 37% | 49 |
| #8 | NANOTRAHS | 32% | 34 |
| #9 | Imants Ziedonis | 32% | 38 |
| #10 | JustDoNothing15 | 25% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SIZOTRAHS | 25 | 0.0520 |
| #2 | RavioliMMVI | 19 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | ImagineViktor | 17 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | グスタボ | 12 | 0.0163 |
| #5 | MEGATRAHS | 8 | 0.0086 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MEGATRAHS | 173 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | RavioliMMVI | 127 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | Moon_Mate | 109 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | ImagineViktor | 69 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | SIZOTRAHS | 53 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | グスタボ | +5.61 | 64 | 29 |
| #2 | RavioliMMVI | +4.00 | 63 | 38 |
| #3 | SIZOTRAHS | +3.60 | 35 | 44 |
| #4 | Moon_Mate | +3.07 | 73 | 59 |
| #5 | JustDoNothing15 | +1.70 | 51 | 15 |





