








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 442 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 207 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2438 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,180 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3774 | 37% |
| Smokes | 566 | 6% |
| HE Grenades | 3697 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 2143 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $535,174 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 177 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moon_Mate | 51% | 93 |
| #2 | NIGATRAHS | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | SIZOTRAHS | 50% | 54 |
| #4 | RavioliMMVI | 50% | 96 |
| #5 | Imants Ziedonis | 48% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | RavioliMMVI | 50% | 96 |
| #5 | Imants Ziedonis | 48% | 25 |
| #6 | NANOTRAHS | 43% | 127 |
| #7 | JustDoNothing15 | 38% | 182 |
| #8 | amanda | 37% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SIZOTRAHS | 24 | 0.0214 |
| #2 | JustDoNothing15 | 21 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | RavioliMMVI | 13 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | NIGATRAHS | 7 | 0.0205 |
| #5 | Moon_Mate | 5 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moon_Mate | 267 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | NANOTRAHS | 174 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | SIZOTRAHS | 161 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | RavioliMMVI | 139 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | JustDoNothing15 | 70 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NIGATRAHS | +3.07 | 68 | 32 |
| #2 | RavioliMMVI | +1.62 | 56 | 43 |
| #3 | Moon_Mate | +0.71 | 58 | 63 |
| #4 | JustDoNothing15 | +0.61 | 50 | 26 |
| #5 | NANOTRAHS | +0.35 | 24 | 50 |





