








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 223 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1638 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,400 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1237 | 28% |
| Smokes | 413 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 2158 | 49% |
| Molotovs | 592 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $394,584 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moon_Mate | 56% | 61 |
| #2 | SIZOTRAHS | 51% | 70 |
| #3 | RavioliMMVI | 48% | 62 |
| #4 | NIGATRAHS | 43% | 14 |
| #5 | MEGATRAHS | 43% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | NIGATRAHS | 43% | 14 |
| #5 | MEGATRAHS | 43% | 127 |
| #6 | JustDoNothing15 | 37% | 102 |
| #7 | amanda | 32% | 34 |
| #8 | Imants Ziedonis | 30% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SIZOTRAHS | 30 | 0.0212 |
| #2 | MEGATRAHS | 28 | 0.0109 |
| #3 | JustDoNothing15 | 11 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | RavioliMMVI | 8 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | Moon_Mate | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MEGATRAHS | 413 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | Moon_Mate | 216 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | SIZOTRAHS | 194 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | RavioliMMVI | 74 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | JustDoNothing15 | 44 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NIGATRAHS | +4.23 | 61 | 52 |
| #2 | RavioliMMVI | +1.50 | 58 | 41 |
| #3 | SIZOTRAHS | +0.84 | 38 | 45 |
| #4 | Moon_Mate | +0.46 | 57 | 64 |
| #5 | NANOTRAHS | +0.39 | 23 | 50 |





