








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 868 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4673 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,432 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4803 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4927 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4000 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3702 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,000,915 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 831 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nikuy | 24 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | EddieG | 21 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | knth | 11 | 0.0117 |
| #4 | Ghop ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ | 5 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | oleksandr | 4 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nikuy | 248 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #2 | EddieG | 214 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | oleksandr | 149 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #4 | WAVE | 120 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ghop ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ | 115 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G-SMOKE | +3.38 | 69 | 64 |
| #2 | WAVE | +2.23 | 51 | 61 |
| #3 | ИF | +1.48 | 77 | 54 |
| #4 | EddieG | +1.22 | 56 | 56 |
| #5 | Ghop ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ | -0.35 | 46 | 71 |





