








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 480 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 216 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5218 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,655 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3362 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4709 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4422 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3162 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,555,702 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 431 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Ghop ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ | 55% | 110 |
| #6 | Lübbi™ | 54% | 46 |
| #7 | Nikuy | 52% | 392 |
| #8 | G-SMOKE | 52% | 116 |
| #9 | knth | 43% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nikuy | 70 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | G-SMOKE | 24 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | knth | 15 | 0.0130 |
| #4 | Ghop ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ | 12 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | ИF | 10 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G-SMOKE | +3.74 | 67 | 63 |
| #2 | EddieG | +2.11 | 61 | 56 |
| #3 | ИF | +2.02 | 79 | 55 |
| #4 | Ghop ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ | +0.54 | 54 | 72 |
| #5 | Lübbi™ | -0.12 | 87 | 34 |





