








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 44 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2637 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,022 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 89 | 3% |
| Smokes | 1719 | 57% |
| HE Grenades | 359 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 855 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $995,538 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 212 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EddieG | 59% | 82 |
| #2 | Nikuy | 56% | 82 |
| #3 | Ghop ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | G-SMOKE | 54% | 37 |
| #5 | _Leoluxka_ | 53% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | _Leoluxka_ | 53% | 58 |
| #6 | ИF | 51% | 287 |
| #7 | DR.IBEX | 48% | 82 |
| #8 | Lübbi™ | 45% | 22 |
| #9 | Mxrcx_prv | 33% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ИF | 20 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | DR.IBEX | 13 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | Nikuy | 12 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | EddieG | 12 | 0.0073 |
| #5 | G-SMOKE | 4 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ИF | 208 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #2 | DR.IBEX | 142 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | EddieG | 142 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | G-SMOKE | 115 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | Nikuy | 114 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G-SMOKE | +4.50 | 64 | 65 |
| #2 | ИF | +2.99 | 82 | 53 |
| #3 | EddieG | +2.87 | 66 | 56 |
| #4 | Lübbi™ | +2.10 | 81 | 30 |
| #5 | Ghop ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ | +0.70 | 52 | 73 |





