








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 597 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1687 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,478 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 382 | 11% |
| Smokes | 1592 | 46% |
| HE Grenades | 1213 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 291 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $798,726 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | As Aforas (Negreira) | 56% | 36 |
| #2 | balinho23 | 55% | 47 |
| #3 | Fr1sbee | 55% | 78 |
| #4 | QueixoDeTetilla | 54% | 50 |
| #5 | A Baña | 53% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Fr1sbee | 55% | 78 |
| #4 | QueixoDeTetilla | 54% | 50 |
| #5 | A Baña | 53% | 101 |
| #6 | Brad Pitt | 49% | 84 |
| #7 | lemaaal | 47% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lemaaal | 17 | 0.0153 |
| #2 | QueixoDeTetilla | 7 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | A Baña | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | balinho23 | 5 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | Brad Pitt | 4 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fr1sbee | 376 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #2 | A Baña | 335 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | Brad Pitt | 245 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | lemaaal | 160 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | As Aforas (Negreira) | 160 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brad Pitt | +2.24 | 49 | 69 |
| #2 | balinho23 | +2.24 | 80 | 72 |
| #3 | A Baña | +1.46 | 51 | 62 |
| #4 | QueixoDeTetilla | +1.08 | 60 | 59 |
| #5 | alvarobodegon | -0.58 | 63 | 36 |





