








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 633 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1346 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,164 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1014 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1567 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1843 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1740 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $766,279 of utility $223 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 302 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | lemaaal | 53% | 51 |
| #5 | A Baña | 52% | 77 |
| #6 | balinho23 | 49% | 47 |
| #7 | Brad Pitt | 46% | 87 |
| #8 | As Aforas (Negreira) | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lemaaal | 11 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | Fr1sbee | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | alvarobodegon | 5 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | balinho23 | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | A Baña | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fr1sbee | 386 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #2 | A Baña | 269 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | Brad Pitt | 254 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | lemaaal | 179 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | As Aforas (Negreira) | 128 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brad Pitt | +1.67 | 48 | 68 |
| #2 | A Baña | +1.45 | 52 | 64 |
| #3 | balinho23 | +0.96 | 74 | 71 |
| #4 | QueixoDeTetilla | +0.30 | 55 | 60 |
| #5 | As Aforas (Negreira) | -1.26 | 24 | 67 |





