








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 505 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 137 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1303 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,406 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1169 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1234 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1105 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 898 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $360,353 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 155 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Haprobao generah bamo | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | A Baña | 57% | 84 |
| #3 | balinho23 | 56% | 32 |
| #4 | QueixoDeTetilla | 53% | 51 |
| #5 | Fr1sbee | 51% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | QueixoDeTetilla | 53% | 51 |
| #5 | Fr1sbee | 51% | 104 |
| #6 | Brad Pitt | 48% | 91 |
| #7 | As Aforas (Negreira) | 48% | 23 |
| #8 | alvarobodegon | 47% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | QueixoDeTetilla | 8 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | balinho23 | 8 | 0.0124 |
| #3 | Fr1sbee | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | alvarobodegon | 7 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | A Baña | 5 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fr1sbee | 496 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #2 | A Baña | 338 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | Brad Pitt | 263 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | QueixoDeTetilla | 131 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | As Aforas (Negreira) | 89 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Haprobao generah bamo | +3.53 | 53 | 66 |
| #2 | Brad Pitt | +2.96 | 50 | 67 |
| #3 | balinho23 | +2.75 | 79 | 72 |
| #4 | A Baña | +2.29 | 48 | 62 |
| #5 | QueixoDeTetilla | +1.26 | 55 | 61 |





