








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 552 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 291 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 109 matches | ||
| Wingman | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




118 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4739 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,906 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2081 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3049 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3622 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2154 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,862,937 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 829 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valbitone | 54% | 85 |
| #2 | Omega Bean | 53% | 231 |
| #3 | JimBim | 52% | 134 |
| #4 | Mythical | 50% | 385 |
| #5 | tangerineyy | 49% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Mythical | 50% | 385 |
| #5 | tangerineyy | 49% | 182 |
| #6 | 1616 | 48% | 54 |
| #7 | ballerfighter | 43% | 46 |
| #8 | nnoll21 | 33% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Omega Bean | 42 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | Mythical | 34 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Valbitone | 20 | 0.0120 |
| #4 | JimBim | 19 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | nnoll21 | 18 | 0.0168 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mythical | 606 | 0.08 | 16 min |
| #2 | JimBim | 517 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #3 | Omega Bean | 392 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | 1616 | 337 | 0.29 | 9 min |
| #5 | ballerfighter | 46 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JimBim | +4.16 | 75 | 63 |
| #2 | Mythical | +2.09 | 74 | 49 |
| #3 | Omega Bean | +2.08 | 51 | 35 |
| #4 | 1616 | +0.01 | 24 | 62 |
| #5 | Cdaysss | -0.41 | 54 | 31 |





