








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1189 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 167 matches | ||
| Premier | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5943 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,274 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3931 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3786 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1932 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1625 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,341,533 of utility $269 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 570 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Mythical | 45% | 120 |
| #6 | 1616 | 44% | 34 |
| #7 | Omega Bean | 42% | 43 |
| #8 | tangerineyy | 37% | 41 |
| #9 | justincool | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JimBim | +4.97 | 76 | 62 |
| #2 | justincool | +2.23 | 75 | 62 |
| #3 | Omega Bean | +0.42 | 50 | 36 |
| #4 | Mythical | +0.40 | 68 | 53 |
| #5 | 1616 | -1.26 | 21 | 62 |





